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"The reversals are shocking - so dramatic! I LOVE this game"
- Courteny P.



At least for an
hour or two.
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE
PERSON!




"IT'S OFFICIAL, it's our absolute favorite game we've ever played!"
- Chelsea B.

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Boardgamegeek.com
The tabletop strategy game
of Marrying and Burying
until you're filthy rich!
ENTER CODE: "SHOVEL" at checkout for FREE SHIPPING with any game purchase (U.S. only)!
MARRY RICH! BURY THEM QUICKLY! WIN IT ALL!
CRUISE GOLDMINE PARK FOR A RICH TARGET, GET MARRIED, PUT YOUR NEW SPOUSE INTO "HARM'S WAY" AND COLLECT YOUR INHERITANCE!
2-6 morally-challenged "adults" race to become the
richest Gold Digger at the table while sabotaging their opponent's at the same time!
With 40 Gold Metallic Character Cards
The first with $150 million in stolen inheritance is the worst among you!


The Injury Attorney

Chanteuse

Televangelist

The Injury Attorney
1/13





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2-6 Players
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45 min - 2+ hrs.
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Age 16+

So how do I play?
Grow your estate and sabotage your opponent's with 22 "ATM" cards.
Introduce your OLDSTER to over 35 "mishaps and hazards"!
Keep your opponent's OLDSTER alive with 14 physical contact & "special attention" cards.
Escape marital "obligation" with 7 hysterical "Not Tonight!" cards.
...and ALWAYS watch your back

Firm Push!

Safari Meat Backpack

Run With Bulls

Firm Push!
1/4
with 15 super sneaky SPECIALTY cards!

Attic Antiques

Hidden Wall Safe

Surprise Love Child

Attic Antiques
1/4

Scenic Hike

Swim with Dolphins

Poison Pancakes

Scenic Hike
1/5

Shower Surprise

Feet

Bondage

Shower Surprise
1/3

Dog is Watching

Broken Hip

Cold Sore

Dog is Watching
1/3


the WORST of YOU!

"WE LOVE THIS GAME!!!!! The illustrations are wonderful, the gameplay is fun and the entire premise of the game is great!" - Abby D.
"...one of the surprise hits of 2025!
- Wigglezeus, U.K.
"Great gameplay! Fun and funny! Plays six, which is far too rare. I can't wait to play it again, and again!"
- Guido1964
"This game's fantastic! It's sassy and raunchy in all the right places." - Amber S.
Gold Digger
TESTED...
L.A. Comic Con Live Demo
L.A. Comic Con Live Demo
LOVED by

...Gold Digger APPROVED!
While you're scheming to get your rich OLDSTER to the boneyard as quickly as possible, your gold-digging opponents are working to keep YOUR OLDSTER alive and kicking and getting poorer by the day!
6 sets of custom "OLDSTER" pawns!






54 Last Will

and Testament
cards.

of cut-throat gameplay!
Over 240 cards


This Kickstarter DELUXE EDITION contains:
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40 Gold Metallic OLDSTER Cards.
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192 Tarot-Size Action Cards.
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5 "Write Your Own" Action Cards.
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54 Silver Metallic Last Will Cards.
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6 Reference Cards.
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18" Quad-Fold Two-Sided Gameboard.
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Embossed Linen Box with Metallic Ink.
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24 Page Rule Book.
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Quick-Start Guide.
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3 Dice.
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